You may have seen this story last week about a man who went into a police station in Wisconsin, handed the dispatcher a threatening note, and then threw his bong at the bulletproof glass of the dispatcher’s window.

The bong shattered, so he then pulled out a shotgun. You have to wonder what he was thinking. “If this toxic bong water doesn’t get ’em, I’ll shoot?”

Forget “this is your brain on drugs.” Use this guy for those commercials.